damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

♥ 161938 — 6 minutes ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via policedog (source)
kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

♥ 89734 — 34 minutes ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via policedog (source)
♥ 72975 — 1 hour ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via robb-stark-king-in-the-north (source)

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

♥ 131336 — 1 hour ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via i-wanna-be-the-one-that (source)

humorking:

whythatsbullshit:

someclevermoniker:

buzzfeed:

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you

image

forever reblog

♥ 601422 — 1 hour ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via robb-stark-king-in-the-north (source)

fleurbot:

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

♥ 56808 — 2 hours ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via robb-stark-king-in-the-north (source)
♥ 334345 — 2 hours ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via policedog (source)

Ever since I can remember, I’ve wanted to be clever. Some people are born clever, same way some people are born beautiful. I’m not one of those people.

♥ 588 — 3 hours ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via 221bitssmallerontheoutside (source)

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

♥ 298404 — 3 hours ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via pizza (source)
♥ 2242 — 4 hours ago on 22 Aug 2014 — via 221bitssmallerontheoutside (source)